A Prankish Night With Lyssa – Mad Chaos: July 4, 1998

Another day has passed in this month of July.  Though happy and satisfied right now, last night was but far from that.  

Lyssa Returns With Clubbing Stories

Last night, I kept working on my project up until 11pm where I started to get tired and contrite.  Just after midnight, Lyssa popped over to my house.  As the taxi left up the street, Lyssa came to my door.  Turning off my computer programs I greeted her at the door.

Letting Lyssa in, I noticed how beautiful she looked last night, and noted how her eyelashes brought out the color of her eyes.  Lyssa and I lay down in my room, as she was tired and sick from drinking too much vodka.  Lyssa told me about the night, how Jermaine was lusting over her and saying desperate things like, “One day we’ll be back together again!”  Lyssa laughed when he said that.  

Then there was Toby who offered Lyssa a drink if she would hug him.  Also there was Devon and Cole who was belching his worth over Valerie (the one I cheated on him with).  That’s a big diss what they are doing behind my back, and I’m finding out.  I told Lyssa they all deserve a big hand over the head from me, but they are too afraid to be seen.

Frisky Lyssa Falls Asleep

Lyssa wanted to do something that night, but because she was sick, she wanted to throw up in the toilet.  Being forceful on herself, she asked me to walk her to the toilet, where she put her hands down her throat and began throwing up.  Not a pretty sight (even though much didn’t escape her throat).  Once that was all over, Lyssa drank some water and then walked back to the bedroom.

Lyssa was very lustful and continued in unzipping me.  Caressing my body, she lay next to me.  Making no attempt, I was seeing if Lyssa would please me for once without me asking.  Like I said the day before, I knew something was going to go wrong because I know Lyssa’s actions by now.  Because I wasn’t doing anything back to Lyssa, she stopped what she was doing, and didn’t want to go any further.  As a result of that I kept quiet.  Before I knew it, Lyssa was asleep.

Turning around, not really disappointed as I was prepared for all problems tonight, I kept watching television.  Not having done anything for a week, I wanted something.  Now and again I would bother Lyssa by putting my hand under her head or moving around.  

Argue Over Sex With Lyssa

While Lyssa was asleep I walked to the bathroom to clean myself so I wasn’t that bad, still optimistic.  An hour later, Lyssa woke up again thanks to my help.  Once again she wanted to do something.  Once again beginning where she left off, I gave plenty of bodily hints for what I had wanted, but Lyssa didn’t catch on, or just didn’t want to.  For that reason we started to have an argument.

Lyssa turned her back to me angry.  Once I told her what I had wanted, she told me she was going to give it to me soon.  Beyond belief, I thought to myself, who would go to sleep for an hour and then say they wanted to give oral?  Our problem escalated into other problems.  I resolved Lyssa was just plain old selfish, not just sexually.  

Other factors I pointed out were the day I left for the city to visit HMV.  Lyssa expected me to go home with her that day when I was mainly visiting the city for my own purposes.  I was going to see her anyway, but because it became so late, I didn’t want to waste the day in the city by leaving half an hour later.

Lyssa got real upset because I wasn’t hearing her cries.  As always happens and is predicted, Lyssa jumped off the bed and wanted to go home.  She tried calling her mum and then thought of all the options.  

Knowing that the option of walking would come into the fray, I was prepared, and yes she did consider it.  

Packing her bags and me still on the bed, she walked to the front door, as I supported her bid to leave.  Lyssa wasn’t game enough and walked back in the house.  I knew she wouldn’t leave anyway.

Switching The Script On Lyssa

Some more problems down the road and we got down to the real problems.  Nearing 5:30am Lyssa and I started making up, even though I wouldn’t let her up on the bed with me despite her needs.  It was my turn to choose the time it was right, not hers.

While Lyssa was on the floor she swore.  

Sincerely, I asked Lyssa, “Did you pray to God yet?”

She says she prays to God every night.  I was curious to when exactly in the night she would have.  

“I just prayed,” Lyssa told me.  “Why,” she then asked.

I told her my reason.  

Then I asked, “Do you believe in God” or something like that.  

“Do you believe in God,” she asked me back.

Jokingly and still pissed off I replied, “No, I believe in Satan.”  

Saying it in a demonic and spiteful way, Lyssa jumped up and got real scared.

Lyssa kept getting scared as I talked this way.  I couldn’t really stop it.  It was in my tone.  

I said things like, “It will be alright once the sun comes up.”

“How do you spell Jehovah?”

“Why don’t you come and lie next to me,” and laughing devilishly.  

Lyssa got real scared to the point she started crying.  So, I stopped talking period, as I invited her to sleep next to me.

Make Up Sex With Lyssa

Lyssa calmed down.  Then she told me she had to throw up again.  Everything was alright now.  As Lyssa came back, we had a mad night.  

Lyssa and I tried a proper 69 for the first time in our reality.  It was great.  What I found funny was that I bit her by accident, she was alright, it didn’t hurt that much.  That’s what you get for moving around a lot while up there.

We finally came to sleep at 6:30am.

Sweaty Morning Session With Lyssa

We woke up this afternoon at 1pm.  Once again feeling fanatic, we started up again.  Having a real good time, we were all sweaty.  As my dad came in the room a couple of minutes later, he announced that we can’t use the bathroom downstairs because he is fixing the tiles now.  That came as news to Lyssa and I because we were both sweaty.  

Walking upstairs, I made food for Lyssa and I.  I also had a short shower to clean myself.  Coming back down Lyssa and I ate and then watched some television.  

Play Phone Prank On Lyssa

I called Ali to find out what was going on tonight but we didn’t really talk that much.  Penelope then called a couple of minutes later to talk to Lyssa.  Lyssa was so intent thinking it was Penelope.  So as I picked up the phone I pretended it was Ali again.  Lyssa was still doubtful as I pretended it was Ali, and then Imad.  Penelope, after a couple of seconds went along with it.  I gave the phone to Lyssa making her think it was Imad.  Lyssa laughed and the joke was over.  

They talked then for a couple of minutes.  When it was over Lyssa and I started mucking around with each other.  Biting and knuckling each other, we were having great fun just being fools.  Jokingly, we said, “Let’s do it” and took our clothes off amusingly.  But through all that mucking around, we once again had some fun under the sun.

Visiting the bathroom to disclose all the mess and find Lyssa a wet towel, I was warned by Lyssa that Penelope was over.  

Penelope Drives Over

Letting Penelope in, me with boxers and a top on, I greeted Penelope and then put some pants on.  Penelope looked different with her black, curly and short hair.  She looked done up and fresh compared to my room that was odorous and unkempt.  Penelope talked with us for a couple of minutes about the night.  Then she was off to Ali’s house to visit him.

Lyssa and I were then planning to visit Bradbury shops.  After I borrowed money from my parents, she didn’t want to anymore.  Still, we wanted to visit the shops.  But before we got a chance to, Penelope rocked up again.  

Penelope Helps With Practical Joke 

Lyssa still had my shorts on, so I ran to the car to talk to Penelope and warn her.  Penelope reversed and almost hit the gutter and made it hard for me to open the door.  Jumping in the car, I greeted her.  Then she told me that there were six cop cars on St. Johns Road where the walkway is at the top of my street.  

Curious, Penelope and I drove away playfully leaving Lyssa in the house, probably bewildered.  Laughing, we done a circle of the block, driving past all the cop cars.  We found out it was a guy’s house whom I know.

Driving back to my house from around the block, Lyssa was just coming out and wondering where we were.  With a smile on her face I gave Lyssa a kiss.  As Penelope and I mockingly planned, I told Lyssa we had to sort some things out between us.  

Saying goodbye to Penelope and Lyssa I walked back to my house.  Penelope and I can get into some mischief sometimes.  Shows that we can get along without barriers, it’s funny.  Although there is a sexual barrier there that could cause a problem, there isn’t.  Penelope and I don’t get together much but when we do, bonding is an essentiality.

Prepare For Night In Town

Calling Ali back, he was on his way to Penelope’s house.  In an hour I am calling him back at his house.  Ali is visiting Penelope for a little hanky panky.  Then it’s off for our night in town.  With Ali’s larger Webber on his car, we should have a good time tonight.  We could even take out the camera tonight.

Right now I have nothing to do but listen to music, something Lyssa and I were doing this morning and last night.  I’ve got Lyssa to like one of the songs I like from ‘R. Kelly’ and being ‘You Remind Me Of Something’.  

Well, Lyssa is going out with Penelope tonight.  I’m calling her after this diary entry, so I must be off now.  My conversation hasn’t been that great on this diary.  I’m not in the mood at the moment and aren’t writing great literature, but once I wrote the date, I couldn’t really turn back.