Thursday, July 30, 2026
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Lance draws the lava ship
A genuinely lovely collaborative moment: found a spaceship Lance had drawn and cut out on the floor; round, tubby, three portholes, a little figure looking out the middle one, upward-swept wings. Scanned it on the spot and had Claude generate several in-game versions from the stencil.
Me: “I’m going to use this for Floor Is Lava.”
Lance: [nods] “Okay.”
Getting it right, together
Placed Lance’s ship design into the game that same evening and showed him immediately. He caught a real problem: the player model was rendering oversized behind the ship art; and it got fixed on the spot, along with a related bug where catching a vine mid-flight in the ship should revert the player back to normal form.
Read what happens next in the dev diary: the next entry.

Diary Of A Mad Chaos is a daily diary written from March 1996 until today, of which individual books and book series have been created, namely “The Lost Years” an exploration of young, entwined love, the “Wubao In China (猎艳奇缘)” book series which provides an extensive comparative analysis of the cultural differences between Eastern and Western societies, and the book titled “Foreigner (华人)” an exploration of race relations in Australia.
