Measuring My Penis Size – Mad Chaos: May 14, 1998

Learning Lyssa Had Her Period

Some interesting and relieving news this very early Thursday morning.  Yesterday morning I woke up at 10am.  In my head I could only think of Lyssa and what her answer would be when I called her at work.  I gave her a call.  After a short talk to the receptionist at the time, I was transferred.  

On the phone to Lyssa, I was worried as to what Lyssa would tell me.  She kept me curious for only a couple of seconds until she told me she had her period early in the morning.  So that means all the stress that we both went through the night before, all the things I had written don’t mean much now.  So I was relieved to hear what Lyssa had to say, as we sighed and then sparked up some normal conversation.

Jumping off the phone I once again sighed that no big decisions would have to be made that could affect our lives.  

Home Computer Central Processor Too Slow

With that I turned my computer on and mucked around on it.  I started getting pissed off at my computer.  The processor in my computer is too slow.  When I use my paint programs the computer freezes and I frequently have to restart my computer, which takes a while.

Learning About The Music Industry Directory

My parents went out shopping.  In that time I called some musician agents to see if I can get some Demo tapes in for session singers.  A couple of calls later I learnt of the vital importance of the ‘Music Industry Directory’.  I decided upon myself to trek to Newtown to purchase the book.  

Turning my computer off I called Lyssa and told her that I would be meeting her after she finished work.  Having a shower and getting ready I caught a bus to Campbelltown, took the Drum Media and then caught a train to the City.  From there I caught a train to Newtown as quickly as I could.  

Once in Newtown I was all over the place trying to find the right address.  At first I went the wrong way and had to ask a couple of people for directions.  There was this one lady that I approached.  She must have been so scared (or such a Newtown kind of person), that she completely ignored me as if she didn’t hear me or see me in her face and kept walking.  

There was another girl around my age that I stopped and asked for directions.  She was also reluctant to stop.  You could just tell she thought I was stopping her for the main purpose of making a come on.  As I simply asked for directions and headed off my way she probably felt flattered, as she gave me a grinning smile, which to say, “Nice try but I have to be somewhere else.”

A couple of sane people later I finally found the place.  The weird thing about it was the premises were in a house.  There was no way to get in, only a caged off door with a bell to ring.  I rang the bell and they gave me the book through the door.  Weird as I thought it was for such a highly acclaimed book to be harbored in such a place, I pressed on back to the station.

Catch Train Home With Lyssa

Catching a train back to the City I then waited for Lyssa at St. James, a place I haven’t been to meet Lyssa for quite a while.  Lyssa didn’t take long as we walked down the stairs and waited for our train.  Lyssa and I gave each other a kiss.  I showed her my book, as she showed me the clothes she had bought.

The train ride home, we managed to find a seat.  As I read through my ‘Music Industry Directory’ Lyssa read one of her books.  

Nearing Campbelltown my neck started to strain, and Lyssa went to sleep on my shoulder.  

Back in Campbelltown we had thoughts of having something to eat, so we headed for Pizza Hut all you can eat.

Computer Keyboard Keys Sticking

Right now I’m having a problem with the keyboard that has just occurred to me.  The space bar is starting to stick if I don’t press it down hard enough, causing me to make mistakes.  If this carries on for too long then I will have to buy a new keyboard or try to fix the problem, as it has already started to piss me off.Now that I’ve bashed the keyboard around a bit let me continue with my story.  

All You Can Eat Pizza Hit Restaurant Dinner

I thought it would have been a good idea to go to Lonestar, but it was a good idea for some change.  At Pizza Hut we sat down in a booth, as I am now used to them.  Lyssa got up first to get her feed.  While there we had conversation, which I can never remember.  What I do remember is that I went back five times to get food and was then hurried eating my dessert before we had to leave to catch a bus.

Measuring My Penis Size

Lyssa wanted to come to my house and get a lift home with her mum.  I told her that might not be a good idea, but she was persistent that her mum would give her a lift.  We caught a bus to my house.  Walking into my house we lay down and rested our bloated stomachs.  I could not keep my belly from showing.  That soon started to disappear, as a show came on television with a guy that enlarged his penis.

Lyssa was curious about my penis size so I offered to have it measured.  Not being able to sustain an erection on my own, I asked for Lyssa’s help.  We soon figured out that near full length (I wasn’t fully aroused) I stood at just over 8 inches.  Seeing the measurement on television we were both surprised at my actual size.

Lyssa’s Mom Refuses To Pick Her Up

After that little episode we viewed television.  Then Lyssa phoned her mum to pick her up.  That was a big mistake, as Lyssa’s mum would not come to pick her up.  I thought something like this would happen.  This just put me back in the days when Lyssa had to go to school and she used her mum as a lift.  Lyssa called her mum back three times but Lyssa’s mum didn’t even talk to her on the phone.  She would have rather watched television than pick up her daughter.

Lyssa was in tears because her mum was a “bitch” (In her words).  Lyssa then got angry with me, which urged her to call a taxi (which was my alternative to her walking home).  Then impatiently, she walked out of my house to wait.  I was upset that she had done that but didn’t walk out myself because I believe she should have waited in my house.  

A couple of minutes later Lyssa called at my window.  Just before her taxi showed up I walked out, gave her a kiss, and then she left for home.  When Lyssa got home she gave me a call, she apologized for being rude to me.  Then she went to sleep.  

Ever since then I’ve just been watching television.  I was thinking of calling Jewell to tell her that the drama on my mind last night is all over now.  That chance didn’t come to me as it was getting late at night.  I’m not sure when I will call Jewell next but lately, knowing that Jewell and I will get back together once again, I have been calling her more often.

Making Executive Decisions On My Song

Now that time has passed and I’ve almost finished all my artwork, it is time for me to sign off and rest my tired eyes.  Let me just say something regarding my recording.  I’ve decided to finish off the recording of my instrumental including using a Guitarist at Nu Town Studios.  Now that I have used them once I have figured out they were a waste of time, but to spend a couple more hours perfecting my song and then having it burnt onto a CD is worth my money.

Once everything is sorted out and my instrumental mastered I will look for some vocalists as well as a new place to record my vocals digitally for the same or less money.  I’m looking to hire very good vocals, as there are no real good R &B Vocals in Australia at present.  There are one or two big names in the industry but how much will big names cost me?  

The guy from the Musicians Union is supposed to get me some singers, but he hasn’t been doing a great job at present.  This month was supposed to be a real pick me up.  It has been, but once I have this instrumental hooked up on CD I will be set for the rest of the recording process.