Monday, July 27, 2026
Get Floor Is Lava on Google Play
An apostrophe crashed the game
Found and fixed a genuinely sneaky bug: the code-comment-stripping step (run before publishing a clean production build) was misinterpreting apostrophes inside comments as opening and closing quote marks, corrupting chunks of code and crashing the game on the death sequence. Fixed and reuploaded.
“I’ll be live on Wednesday”
The closed-testing countdown updates to something much more concrete today:
“I’ve got two more days of testing: I thought it was twelve days of testing, but it’s two more days, and then I’m live, so I’ll be live on Wednesday.”
A real, dated projection for launch: Wednesday, July 29, 2026; after seven weeks of closed testing, monetisation hardening, and boss-mode development.
Read what happens next in the dev diary: the next entry.
Diary Of A Mad Chaos is a daily diary written from March 1996 until today, of which individual books and book series have been created, namely “The Lost Years” an exploration of young, entwined love, the “Wubao In China (猎艳奇缘)” book series which provides an extensive comparative analysis of the cultural differences between Eastern and Western societies, and the book titled “Foreigner (华人)” an exploration of race relations in Australia.
