Ralf Cashes a Cheque

I was woken up today by the telephone and I didn’t pick it up at first because I thought my mum was home and she would pick it up but she wasn’t and after 16 rings it hung up.  It rang 2 more times and then I picked it up and it was Ralf at 9:30 am in the morning to see if I wanted to go towards the city with him to cash a cheque.  So I said yeah.

We drove off to the city for about 2 hours.  Then we went to Hurstville or something near Kingsgrove to get food.  Then we came back, filled up the Gemini with some petrol and took it for a bit of a spin.  Then Ralf went home and I came back to my house to get some sleep.

Dina seeks Imad

That’s when Dina came over my house while I was sleeping.  She wanted me to call up Imad well, she didn’t but I rang him anyway because you could tell she liked him so, I called him up and they got along, and if everything goes alright tonight they should get together and be going out soon.

I wish Imad the best with Dina and tonight I’m going to drain Imad of all the money he’s got.  That way I get a free feed and he gets to look good in front of Dina.  SICK!!!!

Call Ralf

It’s like this and like that and like this and a, it’s like that and like this and like that and a…  That’s Ralf’s mobile phone answering machine in use.  I just called him up and left him a message because we are going out to Kentlyn tonight and hopefully if he calls me back, we’ll go.

The usual are going tonight and Keith and all that have come back from Canberra so it’ll be pretty good.

I have just had a shower, brushed my teeth, had a shave, shaved my legs, washed my face and all that shit for tonight even though it isn’t going to be that big.

I’m going to put a lotion on my legs have some vitamin C and then I’ll be ready to go out.  I hope Harley comes out tonight so I can have a little talk to her.

Ralf Responds

Ralf just answered my call and he asked who’s going and shit.  I’m the man for tonight because I have arranged everything.  I have made calls to everyone telling them where we are going and shit so, I’m the man… for tonight anyway.

I didn’t go to the gym today but I will be going definitely tomorrow.

Author: 钨宝

The author of Diary Of A Mad Chaos from 1996 to 2018, The Lost Years book, Wubao In China (猎艳奇缘) book series, and Foreigner (华人) an exploration of race relations in Australia. Fluent in Chinese Mandarin, Macedonian, and English, the author currently resides in China, Guangzhou where he continues to make comparative analysis of the cultural differences between Eastern and Western societies.

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