Police Defect Ali’s Celica – Mad Chaos: July 11, 1998

Alight from last night, I have come forth to finish off my last entry and cap on some more dealings of today.  

Lyssa Phones Up To Chat

As I was elaborating my Friday night let me push on from my time once home from the day in Campbelltown.

After my involvement with the CD cover I turned the computer on to play my computer game.  Lyssa gave me a call from her house just before she started getting ready for her night out.  From what Lyssa had told me, they were having a farewell party for a Jayla chick that I don’t really like.  

Having dinner at Lonestar, they are then traveling to the Catholic Club.  From there Lyssa and Penelope were traveling to Chevy’s.

Imad Learns The Breakup News

After that telephone conversation I called Imad up.  He was supposed to be sick.  That’s why he couldn’t make it to my house.  Anyway, from what I heard, Imad was going out with that twenty-year-old chick tonight (she’s supposed to be small, chubby but with a decent face, as from Ali’s mouth).  

Friday night was the night I told Imad that I had broken up with Lyssa.  Imad was somewhat shocked.

“I thought youse were just having an argument,” he said.

“We didn’t really have an argument, but there is no chance of getting back together with Lyssa now.  We are beyond that,” I assured him. 

Imad was surprised.

“You’re my boy again.  Plus, this girl that I’m seeing has a lot of good-looking friends.” he hinted.

I was not very interested.

“If I don’t have anything in a couple of months, I’ll give your offer a holler,” I told him.

Ali Has Celica Problems 

When the time reached 7pm I gave Ali a call on the mobile.  He told me he would be over in twenty minutes.  Not that thrilled that I was getting out of the house for the night, I knew that Ali would get protective and obsessive over Penelope and we would most probably be stalking her all night.  For this reason, Ali’s twenty minutes didn’t really bother me.  

I continued to play Myth – The Fallen Lords on the computer.

Relieved that I didn’t take Ali’s planning too seriously, an hour later he showed up at the front of my house.  Walking outside I found out the Celica was running shit because of the accelerator cable.  Ali broke down twenty minutes ago.  

Running back in the house, I put some shoes on and walked back outside to jump into the Celica.  Ali looked pissed off.  My impression was that he probably wanted to spend this time with Penelope but she was going out.  For this alone, I knew the night wouldn’t be that great.

Because the Webber was fucked, Ali had to advance the timing up to 38 degrees so it would run good.  The negative aspects of that, Ali had troubles kicking his car over.  

Cruise To Sydney With Ali

The night was still early.  As we pulled up to fill the Celica with petrol.  Arriving at the petrol station, we noticed Tod and one of his friends in a done up Kingswood also pulling in.  Jumping out of our cars we greeted all.  Tod came to greet us (outstretching his hand to shake mine for some reason).  There we stood talking for twenty minutes (or rather me listening and Ali blabbering).  We finally concluded that everyone was traveling to the City together.

Cars full and ready to go, we began our epic journey to the City.  Mostly in front of the other two cars, no one wanted to play, so Ali and I were getting bored and frustrated.  Ali couldn’t fully accelerate because of the problem in his car but Ali was getting restless.  

The Celica’s Accelerator Cable Breaks

Some way down the track just after Liverpool, Ali’s accelerator cable came off.  We had to pass through two lanes of traffic to stop on the leftmost lane on the highway.  Tod noticed us stopping and parked in front of us.  Then the Kingswood pulled up one hundred meters in front and started reversing.

Jumping out of the car, Ali spent almost an hour trying to fix the accelerator.  I helped him with some of the work.  Sparing most of the details, we all sat around on looking all the traffic in our lane, hoping they would all merge before running into the back of Ali’s car.  We were lucky.  There was some humor in the crowd.  When the problem was fixed we were back on our way.

Not a mile from where we stopped, Ali told me he didn’t want to travel to the City anymore because the car probably wouldn’t make it.  Understanding that reason, I couldn’t help but to think part of his reason turning back was that Penelope was in that direction, and I was right.  

Ali Wants To Spy On Penelope

Taking it easy on the way home we arrived in Campbelltown with nothing to do.  Driving around trying to make something happen, Ali drove past Lonestar.

“I wonder where Penelope is,” he started raising questions.

Traveling to the Catholic Club Ali told me he wanted to go in and have some fun at the pokies.  Right then, I knew Ali only wanted to spy on Penelope.  Noting we needed to be signed in and have collared shirts, we only ended up circling the front.  

Finding a spot to park, Ali decided to try Penelope’s mobile.  Remembering beforehand that Lyssa told me Penelope wanted to travel to a nightclub and didn’t want to tell Ali, I thought she would have her mobile phone off.  I was right.  

“Fuck!  Her phone is off!  Fuck this.  Leave your phone on!  Fuck!  Why does she do that,” he cussed about Penelope turning her phone off.

Irritated, Ali drove off.

Fights At The Catholic Club

Near the entrance to the Catholic Club we noticed an ordeal happening.  There was a large gathering of security around a bunch of people.  Noticing this, we followed the crowd.  Emerging out of a fistful of punches entrapped in a circle of security was a chubby Samoan or islander woman.  The Samoan bitch was seized by two security and being dragged away from a fray.  

She didn’t have a shirt on.  Rather, you could see her large bra covering her very inflated breasts.  Not much of a pretty sight.  

Ali and I laughed.

Another fight broke out as we chased the frenzy around the car park.  Stopping to let them cross at the crossing, I heard one of the guys shout out.

“You wait here and I’ll show you two things, my double gauge shot gun you prick.”  

Excited that we were there to witness the whole scenario, Ali and I drove off.

Noticing Beautiful Girls Around Town

While we first arrived to Catholic Club I noticed a very hot blonde chick inside.  From what I had seen, her hair was the perfect color blonde and flawlessly straight up to the bottom of her shoulder bone.  What made her more extravagantly hot was the fact she was wearing skin-tight black stretch pants and a tight red top.  You could tell she was a looker and estimating an age of 21, perfect.

Cruising up Queen Street I noticed this pleasingly dressed girl around the age of 16 as we were traveling over the speed hump.  With two of her friends and herself looking the youngest, I admired how attractive her flared whitish brown pants coupled with her 4 or more inch platform joggers.  

Since when do you see girls wearing normal shoes but with a sole more than four inches big?  

It would take a fair while to wear them out.  Against all my interests, her small but smartly dressed frame attracted me for the night.  Slick curves adorned her body.  As we passed by I hoped I got to see her again for the night.

Sexual Chemistry In Fun N Games

Driving around with nothing to do, I suggested Macarthur Square and that’s where we headed.  Not thinking we were going to jump out of the car, Ali parked the car and then whipped out his mobile phone.  As you guessed it, he tried calling Penelope but her phone was not responding once again.  

Walking into the movies, the time was nearing midnight, so nothing was open.  Walking through to ‘Fun n Games’ Ali started playing ‘Street Fighter’.  

Right next to us, I noticed the same girl with the platform shoes on Queen Street prance up with her friends and start to play.  Looking down at her shoes and then the flares, I thought it looked hot.  It was lovable the way she was still fairly shorter than her counterparts and me.  

Standing next to Ali while he was playing his game, I nudged him a couple of times in order to look, but he had no clue.  Standing right next to me was the girl playing the game right next to us with her friends.  When I got the chance, I would look over without making it too obvious, and I wasn’t found out.

Finishing up on his game I walked around and noticed Harley was working for the night.  Not being able to talk with her, I tried to avoid her and jumped onto a pinball game.  Not very ecstatic about pinball, I actually loved it when I hit multi-ball and ten balls were flying around for a couple of minutes.  That game didn’t last long regardless.  

When I was done there, Ali and I jumped on a car game.  By this time the girls were gone, but I knew I would see them later that night, as I watched them fade away walking into the bowling alley.

Ali and I started playing the car game.  I was only aware that I was in the lead.  Looking over at Ali halfway through the game I noticed he was on the phone and I knew it was Penelope.  When the game was done Ali seemed pissed off.  That was because Penelope asked if she could visit a nightclub and Ali said she could do whatever she wanted to, but in an angry way.  

Ali and I had to walk the long way around because the cinema was closed.  Jumping in our car, we headed to Campbelltown.

All night Ali was trying to look for Penelope.  He thought she would be on Queen Street somewhere.  Driving up the main street, I noticed once again the girl with the platforms and flares.  I was happy as she looked in our car.  My thoughts as she looked directly at me were that she recognized our faces.  Her eyes were peeled.

Ali Pulled Over By Cops

Noticing a car keeping on Ali’s ass as we were driving, we were pissed off as he drove away.  Ten minutes later we found him again.  We began the chase.  Tailing him up the ass past McDonald’s in Campbelltown and then through the newly built roadway past the mall, Ali dropped it behind his car in order to catch up.  

Looking in his rear view mirror, Ali noticed a cop wagon.

“Fucking cops,” he was spewing about his luck.  

Ali’s accelerator got stuck and then came undone as we revved seven grand.  Sirens flashed on.  With the engine turned off, Ali parked the car just after the new road.

“That’s it!  I don’t care if they take my car!  I’ve had it!  Fuck the cops,” Ali said to himself.

Pissed off, he was starting to lose it.  When the smart-ass cop came up to the car, he didn’t knock or anything.  Ali was ravaging through his wallet.  Finding his license, he wound down the window and handed it to the cop.

Police Defect Ali’s Celica

The copper was a ‘want to be’ smart-ass for the whole encounter.

The cop started with, “Start your engine for me mate.”  

Ali started up the engine.  

“Can you put the car into neutral, and press the accelerator,” the cop asked.

“I can’t.  The accelerator cable came off” Ali showed him.  

Neither of the two cops knew anything about cars.  

“Does the horn work,” the smart-ass cop asked Ali.  

“No,” Ali replied.

“That’s another defect,” the cop remarked.

“I don’t care what you coppers do,” Ali back-chatted.

“Can you pop your bonnet,” the cop asked Ali next.  

The cops took a look and then noted some more possible defects.  

The cop then asked me, “Is he a good driver?”

Considering what he meant, I said, “He’s alright.”

The cop then yelped, “Yeah right.”

“I could chew you any day of the week,” Ali blurted out in his defense.

Calling some backup, one of the cops parked himself in his paddy wagon while the smart-ass stood with us.  Trying to be real good, he kept trying to chop us, but we would chop him back.  

“You guys are in some pretty big trouble now,” he told us.

All we could do is just laugh and not give a shit.  

Random People Bag The Coppers Out

Down the road these two guys walked up to Ali’s car.  At first I thought Ali knew him.  Turns out, this guy was drunk.  With his friend they started talking with Ali and I.  One of the guys was a mechanic also.  Ali and him got into a debate about the engine.  These guys were pretty sick saying the car was great, conflicting with the officer when he said the car was a piece of shit.

Then, one of the guys started taking the shit out of the cop.  

The cop started bagging him out about what he was wearing.

“Don’t you know, purple is out of fashion,” the cop commented.

The guy started bagging the copper out, “What are you talking about?  Look at your hair.  You are balding and trying to hide it by shaving your hair.  You know nothing about cars!”

You could tell the copper was sweating in his tone of voice.  He didn’t like being humiliated, so Ali and I began chopping him also.  

The guy that we were chasing before the cops pulled us over stopped.  He came up to the car also and he had his go.

While this heated discussion was all happening a small crowd of people walked down the street.  One of the girls who was fairly nice (maybe African American or Samoan) was saying something about Campbelltown boys.  She then came up to me as we gave each other a kiss across the cheek.  

Looking at the cop, he was dumbfounded about our popularity.  To tell you the truth, I was too.  This is the first time we’ve ever humiliated the cops before by having people take the shit out of them and people coming and kissing us in front of them.  That’s probably the reason they didn’t bring down the Highway Patrol and didn’t even defect us.  They just gave us a warning and were on their way.  We gave them the finger out.  So lucky was Ali, he would have received another ten defects if they booked him.

Fixing Ali’s Celica 

With that out of our way, we began work on fixing the accelerator cable.  I also helped Ali out fixing the Webber.  The guy we were chasing hung around for a while.  It turns out Ali knew him from across the road.  

For an hour we were out in the freezing cold trying to fix the car.  The best we got it running was at a cold idle of two and a half thousand revs.  

Starting the car up we headed for the back of Pizza Hut where we noticed Penelope’s car there.  We waited from 2:30am until everyone was coming out of Chevy’s.  We noticed Bielka heading into Campbelltown but from what we know, they didn’t meet up with Lyssa and Penelope.  

The Reason Lyssa And I Broke Up 

In the meantime, Ali and I started talking.  I told him the reason’s Lyssa and I broke up.  Then we started talking sexually, as we both shared stories.  Ali informed me that he hasn’t done anything sexual with Penelope for the last month.  Usually they would do it every week, but lately Penelope hasn’t wanted to.  

Me thinks that part of the reason they had a fight tonight was because Ali wasn’t getting any.  Ali was sexually frustrated as it has been so long with Penelope.  But, Ali told me he loves Penelope and can’t wait to marry her.  When the wedding comes, I’m his best man along with Imad and some other blokes.  

“You know, you are my only real friend.  Everyone else is a dog,” Ali confessed.

Kito Talks To Lyssa 

Coming around the corner was Lyssa and Penelope with Penelope’s cousin Kito.  Lyssa was looking friendly with this guy.  Then they noticed Ali’s car and they sort of didn’t want to approach the car.  Kito was the first to come straight to the car.  Then Penelope turned.  Lyssa then came also with a smile on her face but rolling her eyes almost.  

There was also feelings in me that told me I don’t want to see Lyssa tonight but I can’t help if Ali wants to spy on his woman.  Lyssa came to my window as Penelope and Imad came to Ali’s.

Trying to spark conversation with Lyssa I noticed she was in a morbid mood with all black on.  As she was bending down to talk to me, she looked very pretty.  She had stockings on with the black skirt she was supposed to wear for our one year.  Well that ruins that idea.  

Lyssa Displays Her Rude Attitude

Once I had seen Lyssa with her skirt on, it was like she was betraying me.  I wasn’t in that much of a conversation mood.  Lyssa and I didn’t really talk about that much.  We just swapped stories about the night.  It turns out it was only Lyssa and Penelope at Chevy’s.  No one else went.

Looking in Lyssa’s eyes, I noticed the reason she was all smiles, she had too much to drink.  Thinking that Lyssa would be cold I suggested she go sit in Penelope’s car.  Taking it the wrong way, she was on her way.  Muttering something to Ali, Penelope thought I was being rude.  From what Lyssa told me, she gave me a filthy and was then on her way.  

Ali was real pissed off that Penelope went to a nightclub, so pissed off we headed out for some carnage.  

Pulled Over By More Cops

Ali drove near Penelope’s house.  He was going to drive past her house so he could wake up her parents.  That way she would get into trouble, but he didn’t.  Instead we gunned it past the lights on the way to Minto.  Burning up on the lights, a highway patrol car came and pulled us up.  

Ali was steaming now.  He didn’t care.  He wanted the cops to take his car.  But, as the cop came to the car he asked for a breath test and that was it.  Ali and I looked at each other in surprise but I knew that the cop wasn’t going to do anything.  

It was amazing how the cop didn’t even see the skid marks we left at the lights.  

They were almost right behind us or gaining on us at a fast pace.

Doing Angry Hellies Everywhere

Once the cops left Ali done some hellies.  Then feeling the need, we headed to a secluded spot just off the start of Blaxland Road (where all the car yards are).  Finding a crescent we started ripping up hellies once again.  

“Spin the wheel the other way!  Do a figure eight,” while in motion, I told Ali.

Once done we were on our way out.  We noted a security for the car yards eyeing us.  

From there we headed to where Penelope and I sent Ali’s car to get fixed.  We dropped the clutch on his driveway and done some mad hellies out the front.  At two stages of the hellies we almost hit a pole and ran off the road, but my quick hollering and recognition saved us a hefty repair bill.  

Ali really ripped up his brand new tread.  He’s in the need of some new tires now.  

After that was done, we headed home, where Ali dropped me off.  It was time for me to sleep.  So there you have it, all of Friday on a roster.